VERY funny and VERY relatable, imho. Yes, I'm 3/4 through my first draft of a sci fi novel. When I have to go back to look at my writing (and I DO have to review it for some facts about my own characters that I forgot) I SHRIEK! Turns out. I invert my sentences and dangle my participles. I do slight re-writes of each chapter before I write the next one so it goes through ONE edit. I cope by realizing that the work of fine tuning and line-editing will happen in draft 2 or 3. BTW I write a lot about writing too. I hope you will enjoy my articles here.