Very funny! Though I don't live in "new construction" I know all about because I live (in a pre-war co-op) right next to a VERY gentrified neighborhood that has construction right over train tracks LOL!! I just started following you. I hope you will follow me. I write humor self-help articles. My next article will be published here soon - it's about being an "overplanner" and writing a very unnecessary LONG outline for a book. I hope you will enjoy it.