I don't often laugh out loud but this turkey story got me cackling, so to speak. I was attached by a FLOCK of turkeys years ago. I thought I'd be funny and do my imitation of a turkey (it's pretty good) and when I did those birds turned on me big time. Good thing my legs are longer and the house where I was a guest was right there! I just started following you. I hope you will follow me. I write humor self-help here on Medium and MuddyUm - I think my next article will be published here next week (I hope!) I hope you will enjoy it.