Ha! Funny article. What IS it with people and toilet paper? Here's one: I'm grateful for those big dividers in restaurants between us and the next table - not because of flying Covid fumes, but because of the whiny kid and her parents who pepper their convos with the ridiculous word "like". "Like, like, like." I just started following you. I hope you will follow me. I write humor self-help here on MuddyUm. My next article will probably be published next week (I hope!) I hope you enjoy it.